I don't know why but my friends keep dragging me to see these GOD-AWFUL '80's cover bands. You have probably seen them at a wedding or other social gather. The lead singer that thinks he's Sting or Michael Hutchinson(sometimes I wish he would afixiate himself). What they lack in talent they sure make up in volume. Complicated by my slow hearing loss and the fact that drunk people are trying to talk to me, makes me drink....heavily. In about 30 mins max, I'm ready to leave. I make up any excuse I can "I gotta watch the little one." or "Fran is sick" or "I have explosive diahrea!" When we these people learn that I lived through the '80's and it sucked BIG FAT DONKEY DICK!!
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